hmmm...yes, we can still be friends...right after i pull the bamboo splinters from underneath my fingernails...which at this point...is more appealing than spending even one moment with you.
awwww....come on...you didn't think it would be that easy, did you?
see that's the thing...you don't get to HAVE me...
what was that?
you just want to be around me?
ha!
yeah. i'm sure you do...i don't doubt that for a minute.
wasn't that the point in the first place?
but my time can't be spent deciphering between truth, disclaimers, and plain old lip service so...
...no.
i'm sorry, i don't want to get a smoothie with you.
maybe some other time...
...when enough seconds, minutes, and hours have passed
but for now...
i have no free time for you...
...but if it's really that important to you...
(meaning the size of your desire to be around me would have to out weigh your ego)
...i'm $2 the first minute...
and priceless each additional minute.
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